ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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