Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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