i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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