My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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