I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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