Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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