halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Enjoy the penises
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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