dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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