he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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