can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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