Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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