She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
how does that bad decision feel?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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