ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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