week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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