Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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