Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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