you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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