Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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