I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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