READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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