morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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