Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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