You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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