if i died would you start the facebook group?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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