i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
this boner is exhausting
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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