whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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