We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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