chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
There r osticjed everywhere
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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