in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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