You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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