I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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