this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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