Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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