I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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