exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
