no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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