The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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