forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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