He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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