I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
You were trust falling into bushes
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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