The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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