And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
