How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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