so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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