Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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