I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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