She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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