Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
