Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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