I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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