Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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