He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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