god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Randomize
