I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Randomize
