so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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